Why I am not allowed to Draw…

 

I came up with a fun little exercise the other day.  Why I would not be allowed to draw a character.  I would of course put them in..ummm..different circumstances that they would be drawn in.  Anyway, just take a look.  You will get the idea.

 

Why I am not allowed to draw Captain Marvel.

 

Ok, ok.  You youngsters may not get this one.  You will have to go ask your parents who Gomer Pyle was and what he used to say.

 

 

 

Why I am not allowed to draw Hawkman

Even super heros gotta eat

 

 

 

 

Why I am not allowed to draw NASA Betty

This one came about by being on Lar deSouza’s UStream on 6/10/11.  Lar recieved an invitation to go to the last NASA shuttle launch and was in
a silly mood when it came to sketching that night.  (If you do not watch Lar on his Friday night UStream then you are missing SO much.  Just log on and search for the “Lartist”)  So he was asking for space poster/pin-up ideas and I threw out “Forbidden Planet.”  He started sketching a penguin “Robbie the Robot”, then he wanted a name for the girl that is in every ’50s space movie poster.  They came up with NASA Betty.  So Lar decided to name her that.  Well, this fits right in with what I am doing so…

 

Why I am not allowed to draw Spider-Man

Yeah, I saw something like this in either Mad or Cracked magazine.  But I still like the idea.  🙂

 

Why I am not allowed to draw the HULK

Insert your own joke here…

 

 

Why I am not allowed to draw Krypto the Superdog.

Well…

 

 

 

Why I am not allowed to draw Iron Man

I wonder if he used WD 40 or 3-IN-ONE?

 

 

Why I would not be allowed to draw Roy Rogers

If I drew Roy, I don’t think his horse Trigger would like knowing he was going to be stuffed after he died.
(Which Roy did)

 

 

Why I would not be allowed to draw The Green Lantern

I would put an energy saving bulb in the power lantern.  Hey, he went green.  hehehehe

 

 

Why I would not be allowed to draw Thor

A hammer is a hammer even if it comes from K-Mart.  Right?

 

 

 

Why I would not be allowed to draw the Fantastic Four

Even the Human Torch gets hay fever.

 

 

 

Why I am not allowed to draw Aquaman

Aquaman always closes his eye when using his fish-talking-telepathy.  The beams going forward and he never looked behind him.

 

 

 

Why I would not be allowed to draw Batman

He has a long and flowing cape.  Way to easy to get it caught on something.

 

 

 

Why I would not be allowed to draw Wolverine

I mean, c’mon.  I cannot be the only one that thinks he is a mutant Swiss Army Knife.